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Making Eye Babies
As mentioned in yesterday's post, my wife is in Pensacola, Florida, for a baby shower being thrown in her honor. Pensacola, Florida. At some point, I need to write a post about the place. Or maybe I already have and I've forgotten. Anyway, I'm always amazed at the varied reactions at the mere mention of the town. People often associate it with abortion clinic bombings and shootings or eternal revivals or a television show starring Mr. Barbra Streisand. Just this weekend at the first Syntax of Things BBQ (featuring the world famous Jimmy Beck), SoT guestblogger George Kaplan asked if we had ever heard of the college in Pensacola that forbade "optical intercourse." Anyone familiar with Pensacola knows that it would have to be Pensacola Christian College, but what the hell is "optical intercourse"? George said that he had read about it and would send me the link. Sure enough,[url=http://nikefreetilbud.hcslnet.com]nike free dame[/url], yesterday he did and in this incredibly detailed article about the "college," one learns that:
PCC is the most conservative and secretive college in the country
Students can face three levels of punishment: "Students can be 'socialed,' 'campused,' or 'shadowed.' Students who are socialed are not allowed to talk to members of the opposite sex for two weeks. A floor leader is a student who is paid by the college and has the power to issue demerits. Shadowed students must attend the floor leader's classes and sleep in the floor leader's room. During this time, the shadowed student is not allowed to talk to anyone but the floor leader. Shadowing is usually a prelude to expulsion."
Much, much more, most of it too absurd to believe.
Which brings us back to "optical intercourse" and perhaps one of the funniest things I've read in a long, long time. This is also referred to as "making eye babies."
Who comes up with this stuff? Eye babies? For Heaven's sake, imagine what becomes of these students after graduation.
Or worse, imagine if these folks could read minds.
Come to think of it, I hope Elaine doesn't accidentally stare in the direction of too many men. One baby is plenty enough for us to handle right now.
Honestly, never would I judge Pensacola by the company it keeps. It's a beautiful city with amazing beaches, a small but good music scene, and some very cool people who appreciate the fine art of optical intercourse. And the city has inspired a few good songs from the likes of Soul Coughing, Dave Dondero, Jim White, and Joan Osborne. So with that in mind, in my continuing effort to destroy my bandwidth, here's a song from California band Earlimart. Come home soon, Elaine.

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Roasted Whole Lamb play scale is no secret, but in the end will play much, but few people speak clearly. In order to clarify this issue, this Friday afternoon, reporter in the reader's leadership, to Hanyang Zhuankou Xinghua Road in a Roasted Whole Lamb shop witnessed a.
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is now called the freshly baked? Most Roasted Whole Lamb shop said "NO"
simple calculation account: one should sell 768 yuan Roasted Whole Lamb, if the reporter a line is not serious, after paying 1230 yuan consumption. In other words, the sheep have not killed, shops have just earned 462 yuan.
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26 catties of sheep were weighing 41 pounds
reporter line three points a minimum live sheep in the shop. Restaurant staff said,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], 30 yuan a catty, 3 hours after eating. Multiple? Staff said: weighing kill sheep before, not reported. The reporter to the scene weighing, the staff was a bit impatient: "do not make a phone call to the count, directly in the evening to eat, to say how much is how much,[url=http://www.rouleau-peinture.fr/category/doudounes-moncler|doudounes]moncler[/url], we must abide by the rules."
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